Dont go to 130 Botany Rd Waterloo Massage Parlour

I walked by the massage parlour at 130 Botany Rd Waterloo last night after work, thinking, I could do with a massage. Anyway, went in, place seemed clean, the chinese girl at the desk was attractive, was stern and not very friendly. I should have taken that as a red flag.  I chose the 1hr massage for $140, went to a room upstairs and waited.  After a long while she came up and said other girl busy. I enquired about fs, she said $70 extra, by then I thought what the hell, I'll just make it a root and get out of there. Girl at reception sent me to another room, I took a shower and waited. Reception girl comes in and said other girl still not ready, I give you 20 min massage until she arrives, I think, OK, so I lay there, play with her magnificent fake tits, she had beautiful skin, but her massage consisted of her hands just gliding over me, nothing great. anyway she leaves, other chinese chick gets there, faffs around, wasting time, wants to offer just hand job, I said no, we fuck.  Eventually under protest, she puts a rubber on, sucks it hard, offers hand job again, I say no, fuck.  Faffs around again, I stick it in, tight pussy, nice body all that, but no energy, no motivation, no effort basically. I blow.  Ask for massage which was my original purpose. Absolutely useless. she said time up, I said, no, still 20 min left. I get a 5 min hopeless massage which didnt even make any difference. Just got up, Showered, left water all over their floor. on the way out I say to reception girl, that was the worst massage ever and the esperience for the fs was very average. She said nek time I get you different girl.  I said there is no next time.  If you advertise a massage service, please make an effort to provide a proper massage, I was woeful. I've had fucks in proper brothels and had great massages, so no excuse.  And they also added 10% on top of the credit card transaction. $231 for an ordinary experience that was supposed to be $210.  Rip off.  Shame on me for thinking with my dick.  Sorry about the rant, but I don't want anyone else to waste their money on that garbage, especially if looking for a legit massage.